George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

October 27th, 28th Well, it's about midnight, Diary.

Dear Diary,

W. Here. OK, I guess I can admit it here that I really did say that "Childrens do learn" thing when talking about my No Child Left Behind program. It's easy to get your tongue all tangled up and say silly things. I think my habit developed from Mama hitting me in the head when I committed a spooner at the dinner table. Also, when I mispannounced something. I just don't see why they can't all treat me like Yoga Berra. Everyone always LOVED his screw-ups! "Good ole Yoga" they'd say. But with me it's "The Dorks done done it again!" Maybe if I tried to do some like Yoga Berra. "Nobody goes there anymore, it's too filled up with lots of people." No, that don't quite sound right. But I may be onto something here.

W.