George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 13 June 2005

Tony has been asking me to give more money to the people in Africa, again. It is so hard to understand that Blair sometimes; he uses all those big words and talks so educated-like.

I mean why does he laugh at me when I say “schedule”? I don't laugh (at least not out loud) when he says "shhud-yule" do I? No!

Figuring out what we're gonna do about Africa could be tough. I think I will just do what Tony says since he lives closer to those folks than I do in the U.S. Plus he gave me a mulligan on that whole Iraq / Weapons of Mass Destruction snafu ...


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