George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 5 September 2005

DEAR DAIRY

todays security threat level has been lowered to FUSCHIA. I think it is a pretty color. Orange and red and yellow are so ugly. they dont match my pretty pink dress :P I think that the people here in washington are turning me into their puppet. i dont really know anything about politics and I dont think I am really the right person for the job... what should I do? I didnt like being president because the terrorists made my cry. i guess you cant fix everything... thanks diary. you are my best friend