George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 June 2005

I just love all this "Deep Throat" stuff in the papers recently. Daddy told me about "Deep Throat" years ago and I always thought he was talking about that movie with Linda Whatsherface.

He was mad at me when I asked how Linda knew Uncle Bob Woodward and Uncle Carl Bernstein but now I am beginning to understand a bit more. Funny thing, that FBI.... can't figure 'em out for the life of me. Take everything so seriously but then make up naughty names for each other….Dang!

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