George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 19 April 2005

Apri 18, 2005

Dear Diary,

Guess what? Today I learned a new word. Assclown. Somebeody called me an assclown and said it was a good thing. I called my wife that...I got a slap across the face for it. Don't know why. Ooh! Ooh! Guess what else?!? I finally learned how to color in the lines!!! Everyone was so proud of me that they ACTUALLY put my drawing on the fridge. Not only did they put it on the fridge but they used the ice cream magnet!!! I got to go now. I'm learning how to ice skate! Wish me good luck. Eh heh heh heh heh!

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