George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 7 May 2005
Hey Me! I gatta pinch m'self ever day ! I'm still the presdent! What a hoot! I askm again if those secret service guysd really take a bullit for me. They Would!
I asked Karl tday if he can figure out a way to get the Chinamen to attack Korear. We could promisem any damn thing, givem Kuwait, fgravys sakes.
After all these years, my waif is stilll hot!
My New List:
1)get season tickets to the Cardinals. Cant' tell anybody cause I'm a Texan, but I love St Louis. Howd thye bild that damd arch?
2)see if I can get a roller coaster for the ranch and git rid of them dam cows
3)Demand Laura let me get on top once in while
4)lots more stuff Somebodys calling me
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