George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 May 2005

Spoke with my ole Unocal chum Hamid (Hammy) Karzai today and asked him where he gets those snazzy hats. They look like a Stetson but without the wide brim.

Hammy kept wantin' to talk about the Afghan prisoners held by the US but I gave him a bootlegged copy of the new Star Wars movie and he said it was a fair trade. Gee, people wonder why I am excited about the first democratically elected leader in the 5,000 year history of Afghanistan. Boy howdy!

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