George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Feb, 2011

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Looks like all those old giys that were the leaders of the nations in the Middle Gadfly and Moobarracks.

I never liked them anyway. Bunch of stuffed shirts.

I once made the mistake of calling Gadfly or Kadopey, they announce their names funnily, anyway, I called him Kaddiddlehopper and he had watched old Red Skelton episodes that were translated on TV there.

Asked me to leave.

He was pissed for days afterward because my secretary of state, what's his ass, told me later that he had called in several of his guards and slapped their faces, calling them Kaddiddlehopper.

Probably trying to distract me from and MD's he had hidden where he could launch one at one of our ships.

Good Riddance. Hey, I looked that up and I spelt it right.


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