George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 7 February 2011

Monday - Went to open the George W Bush Memorial Library In Houston.
But I forgot where it was.

Tuesday - Called the Police. Some guys in shades and black suits have
been following me ever since that Osama guy evicted me from
the White House.

Wednesday - Tried to get Tony on the phone. But he wouldn't take my
calls. Just wanted to see if he fancies another turkey shoot
in Arabia.

Friday - What the Dick Cheney happened to Thursday ?

Saturday and Sunday - Can't tell the difference but I seem to remember
going to church on one of these days.