George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 November 2010

Dear Diary,

Dick got a little too close today when he hugged me. I thought I felt something I shouldn't have.

I think my library is going to be a huge success. It will have a large fiction section, and maybe a few pieces of non-fiction, not sure about the non-fiction thing, yet.

I also made sure that my library will have section dedicated to John Wayne, because that guy sure was a great guy.

I will talk to you later.

Love,
George.