George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 November 2010

November, 2010

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I had two book signings already this week and my eyes are killing me.

I've written my name so much I feel like our guy that writes our checks to the Chinese.

I tried to talk my book writing by talking into a mike and some person would right it down later.

But, book signings, you have to write everyone of those.

I've got to rest the eyes.

If only I knew for sure that a shoe wasn't heading for my head, I would be able to use both eyes and concentrate on what I'm writing.

W.