George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 6 November 2010

Blair just sent me a copy of his book. I like how I am in it, but he was always fearful of me. The number of wedgies I gave him over that time was unbelievable. People always said he looked uncomfortable in my presence. I always knew he was chaffing. I bet that Cherie made it better for him though. She seemed quite the flirt when she was here, but I had to keep saying no, I am a married man, and besides, which I am no Bill Clinton. I wouldn't have the first idea of what to do with a Saxophone.