George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 26 February 2004

I'm gonna have to do something about this damn gay marriage thing or someone will try and get it in through the back door.

The terminator fancies himself as President, like I care but just incase he does manage it in the next ten years I'll leave him some nice lame brained schemes like going to mars for him to find the funding for

Dad phoned (again) I think he's losing it, as of late i've started to notice he aint smelling too fresh, a bit like spot before i shot him and he's started telling me how to run the country, like as if he knew what he was doing when he was pres

Some idiot climbed over the fence today all I heard was the word terrorist, well I was in my bunker so fast, I forgot call laura