George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 23 February 2004

These bastards, have drawn me into fighting Kerry even before he's nominated.

This election is going to be a tough nut to crack, dad reckons just to plod along and let Kerry trip himself up.

Myself i think i'll hedge my bets keep on the attack on Kerry and his taxation policies and just when he thinks i'm on the ropes BANG Bin Laden's lair is discovered and he's killed in the crossfire.

The suckers will swallow the lot and I'll be the hero,

it was a top idea of dicks to keep Bin Ladens body on ice, hey thats a joke, mind you those soppy idiots we call the american people would have kicked a major fuss up if we'd invaded Iraq after we had already got him.

Spent most of today fundraising not that i need it, all the cheap oil from iraq will see me ok.

Laura said today that a poll showed me to be the most hated president since nixon, like i care


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