George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 22 February 2004

Some bastard has got hold of a tape of that moron Blair telling his mommy what a bad man i am, jeez, I thought the man was a politician what did he think I was a boy scout.

I got a real battle on my hands trying to get re-elected will have to phone Dad and get him to call some favours in again

Spot died today when I say died I mean I shot him and when I said today I meant last week but its taken this long to find a vet who'll say they put him down because he was ill. That bastard dog will never shit on my carpet again.