George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 February 2004

Told Laura today its my ass on the line so cant have any fuck ups

Things going to plan charged first inmates at guatanamo today dont know what with yet but we'll execute them anyway

Another piece of good news iran has been found with plutonium, I knew if we kept digging we would find weapons of mass destruction

What goes around comes around, french meat will be as rare in this country as a war hero in France.

Do you know what i like about the French? Yeah your right, nothing.You still got it George I even make myself laugh no wonder the people love me.

memo to self Iran is not in Iraq.

Extra memo to self can we invade Iran before election