George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 February 2004

I'm really in the zone today. Rummy says I can have my baseball mitt back if I pinky swear not to make him look bad in front of people any more.

That'll be tough.

Colin's getting a little carried away with those Fine Young Cannibal impressions at parties. I'll have to ask Ashcroft to sit with him more. John's singing will scare him and maybe he'll realize how embarrassing it it when he starts with "She Drives Me Crazy" at state functions.

I guess I shouldn't have asked the Queen to do her rendition of "We are the Champions" when I visited her. It was a joke but I don't think she liked it.

There should be more music in the world.

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