George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 13 May 2004

This week was Mother's Day. I love my mommy. My mommy is the reason I'm President of the United States. One afternoon, as I was sitting on the sofa watching Oprah and eating Girl Scout Cookies, she said, "Georgie! You have to go out and get a job." I thought that President would be kinda good, since mostly other people do all the work for you. Daddy called some people, and here I am. Yes, I do love mommy.


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