George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 February 2004

Dear Diary,

This weekend was a whole lot of fun. I got to open up Nascar. And Jeb told me that when he helped me become president, I would never git to do nuthin' fun.

Boy is he jealous!

Today I think I am fixin' to re-watch the SuperBowl half-time show. I really don't see what the FCC is so upset about, but as long as it takes the focus off my silly Iraqi war, I'll go for anything.

Oh yeah and thank you for the whole gay marriage controversy in Massachusetts. Can't wait to bring that up in the upcoming election. John Kerry, watch out!

Dubya


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