George Osborne - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 11 August 2013
I was very pleased to see that wages are down. This is exactly what Dave asked me to achieve so I'm doing well. I was so happy that I played with my blue ball all morning. I was bouncing my ball against the wall when my fag Vince came in. He was upset at something so I bounced my ball off his head until he went away.
After lunch I had a nice long coke when made me very sleepy and I had a bit of a whoopsie in my day bed. I had to get Vince to clean it out.
Tomorrow I hope to think of a way to make more people live in poverty so that our friends in business can enslave them.
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