George Osborne - My Fake Diary
Friday, 26 July 2013
I take great pride in the fact that the royal baby George Alexander Louis was named after humble old brilliant me!
Of course my real name is Gideon not George, because the peasants and plebby public would think I was a bit of a priviliged prat, and the media would hound me and stop me from doing my job properly.
Of course, I can be a man of the people as well as a priviliged prat. Just like the other week when I tweeted a picture of me eating a burger during the budget speech. Admittedly it was a £10 burger, not that cheap crap from McRubbish!!
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