George Osborne - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 4 October 2012

I managed to count up to fifteen today. That is my new best ever score. I almost got all of the numbers in the right order as well. I have to get ready for my speech for the booze up. Dave said I must try not to look pissed this year. So I'll have to stick to coke all day. I hope the make up girl can make my nose look less red.