George Osborne - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 15 September 2012

I met with Liam Fox earlier, and the dimwit urged me to take bigger risks to get the economy growing.

He issued a demand for the Treasury to deliver a 'totemic shock' ( Totem: an animal, plant, force of nature, or inanimate object that represents the tribal ancestor of a clan.

It also serves as a tutelary spirit and protector and may communicate through oracles) to the economy, raising the prospect of massive tax and welfare cuts.

Well he confused me!