Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 12 September 2019

Hello diary!
I really have to say that I was very upset about my approval ratings until that new aide that Ivanka picked out explained it all to me. The fake news puts it wrong-side up, so instead of having only 32 per cent of people liking me, it's really 60 percent like me instead of 60 per cent hate me! That's more like it!