Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

Dear Diary - Well I am still sitting around thinking who the hell I am going to request to see a birth certificate from next.

I think that it might just be that Duck Dynasty basher Charlie Sheen. He attacked Phil Robertson and that cute little cupcake Megyn Kelly.

I swear if I was not married and she was not married, that cute little butt would belong to good old Donnie Trump.

Yummy. She is one sexalicious babe.

Donald Trump