Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 2 November 2013

Dear Diary - I am so depressed at the fact that everyone thinks that I am an unsafe hunter.

My goodness, you shoot one fellow hunter, and you're branded as a menace to the hunting world for the rest of your life.

Dammit! It was not my fault. I told Whittington to duck. I can't help it that he thought I said "Look at the duck."

Now even my wife won't allow me to use regular silverware and she insists that I use plastic forks, spoons, and knives.

Dick Cheney