Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 3 July 2016
Well, it's getting pretty close to that time when I will have to begin bargaining with the Devil again for my soul. When I sold it for power years ago, it seemed like a good idea.
Of course, those last few times when the Devil tried to take me, I reminded him of all the evil I had caused on Earth already, the waterboarding, Iraq War, and shooting my friend in the face are just a few examples!
My Evil shall live on!
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