Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Dear Diary - I do wish that my two semi-good-looking daughters would stop their public feuding.

I know that Liz does not like the fact that Mary is a lesbianite, but I don't like it either, but I accept it to keep the peace.

I think that if they don't stop this fussing and fighting I am going to tell them that they are not welcome at my house for Thanksgiving dinner.

Liz is not perfect by any means - I mean have you see the ears on the gal. She could probably hear someone whispering clear across the street.

Dick Cheney