Derek Acorah - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 17 June 2010

It is with deep regret that I was unable to make it to my gig in Ayr, Scotland this week. This, was due to my idiot presence telling me to fill my car with diesel, when I know it only takes petrol. I have now been questioned as to how an unforeseen circumstance can delay a Psychic. I have no answers.

I hope to reschedule the above mentioned gig in the near future and I pray you will all be there. If not though, i'll know in advance as I am a Psychic so will cancel the gig again.

Deepest darkest regrets,

DA