David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 22 August 2014

I've been having an on/off holiday - interrupted by IS - so I have had to stop burying my head in the sand of Cornwall and have started worrying about heads in the sand in the Middle East.

What a carry on! They even wanted to recall Parlisment. How could anyone be so foolish as to actually want that?

Meanwhile I'm looking at the latest Opinion Polls and we are right on track to defeat the Scots. Had to win that one or I've had looked a total incompetent.

The other election is closer but we should scrape home with a little help from my friends....Pity Andy's not around anymore but there are plenty of others.

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