David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 25 September 2014

So I managed to get the war going in the Middle East so the Labour Conference was sidelined.

Then Miliband forgot his words in a dramatic own goal. He really should take acting lessons from my advisers.

The Queen business was a bit annoying but she won't mind my leaking her views. That's what I'm there for.

Tally Ho - I.S. really IS a godsend!