David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 28 September 2014

Another Ukip defector but I've still got Marr onside. Then the supposed sexting event - why did the bugger have to resign. What's wrong with showing he's got balls?!

We are clearly winning everyone on the Iraq escapade and leaving it to the US to get the blame for the alliance of IS with the other extremist groups.
I really am a master politician. As Scnapps said - He lied and lied and lied.

He really shouldn't praise me so highly or is he heading for the BBC?