David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 July 2014

Not another friend exposed? All we wanted was a game of tennis and I had agreed to play with Boris so I deserved £60,000.
Now everyone misunderstands and they are calling me a Red!
The injustice of the press - it is Miliband who is the Red - he can't play tennis at all because he is WEAK and WEIRD.