David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 13 August 2014

Back from my Hols - what a mess they've made of it when I've been away. Now it is for me to move centre stage and take charge - we can have the French being one up on us.

Unemployment down but wages down so the economy is thriving for those that matter.

Should be able to get the Bank of England to raise the interest rates for the election.

Everything going swimmingly and I've even got Boris Yeltsin coming along to give me a helping hand.

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