David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 10 June 2014
I'm told several people are lining up to take over from me as the leader. I knew all about Boris but the Gove in fighting with May is a new development.
Then I thought Merkel was on my side. Instead I've got Ed Miliband agreeing with me - schucks things have got really bad.
Will the Scots come to my rescue? Doubtful - even if the No campaign scrapes in that means Labour have 20 more seats.
I'm beginning to look like a loser.
It's SO UNFAIR!
Now our child's nanny has revealed the naked truth.
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