David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Monday, 21 July 2014

I think my card trick with the Cabinet reshuffle went very well. All those Queens ending up on top of the pack - not bad with only 4 available who can look the part.
That's all that matters - presentation.

I've told off Putin - he will be reeling just like that foreigner who I carpeted for the European Job.

With all the money rolling in for the election campaign I'm sure our advertising launch will get us into office next year without any 'support' from those two faced Lib/Dems.

Those who have donated will get excellent returns for their investment.

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