David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Monday, 13 October 2014

Bad day. What is Hunt doing? Working for Labour? Say we will be rewarding the nurses and midwives after the election you twat.

That Ukip lot again, I mean we've just been holding their conference. What more to do people want?

Looks like public executions at prime time will be needed to get back into power. We just need to find an Isis supporter - shouldn't be too difficult.