David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 30 August 2013

That was a bit of a cock up! That shit Miliband and the Ukip Tories fucked me up good and proper.
It makes me look weak - how awful is that?
No old Etonian can look weak. It just isn't done.
The trouble is they don't care about the Syrian people in the way that I do. They were my passport to greatness, my Thatcher moment, but they didn't care about children being gassed.
It brings politics into disrepute.