David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

Things are going so well!
First that Philpott case fell into our laps - a few children sacrificed to justify our welfare cuts. Very well timed. Big thanks for that!
Then Maggie dies. What a chance to push the right agenda, really good to see all those who knifed her out of power praising her to the rafters.
And now Labour have their internal opposition of back stabbers just like me.
Only one cloud - I met Angie in Germany and I suddenly thought she had become Thatcher. Quite a shock - she would be better off dead as well!

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