David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 18 April 2013

Oh, that funeral. What a load of bores (and balls). And after all that there is no rise in our poll rating - or mine! The Queen looking really grim - conned by the Conservatives, that was a master stroke. But goodbye to any knighthood for me.
And Tony Blair, shaking hands as if he was royalty. Better than Charles, I suppose.
No one thinks, among the Tories, that I'm any match for Thatcher. That's a relief, anyway.
Then Ossie crying! I hadn't thought that IMF (or was it MFI?) report had affected him so much.

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