David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 14 May 2013
Europe! What can I do? They are after me, the Bastards. Help!
I've got support from Obama but he's not in Britain. They are out to get me.
Perhaps I could have a word with UKIP? I can think of a few words - please can I join you?
What if they said NO?!
I'm the Prime Minister. If the Queen does what she's told you would think my Party would.
Have I got something wrong?
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