David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Friday, 26 July 2013
What a great week for the country.
Froom wins the Toru De France, the Royal Baby is born. The economy is on the up, and Christian Benteke turned down Tottenham to stay at Aston Villa. BRAVO!
Wills and Kate even called the baby George, which might make the name more popular with the common people, and the public might actually start to like my chancellor George 'Gideon' Osborne!