David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 30 November 2013

I think I've pulled it off. We'll get the energy prices down for the next election, ditch the green crap and keep everyone (or the ones that matter) happy and steal the Labour thunder in the process. WIN WIN.
Now for UKIP. Immigration crackdown, send the buggers home, sweep the streets of Mayfair and complain about the EU constantly. Another WIN WIN.
Bingo Crosby!