David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 29 June 2012

Ed Miliband claimed stopping the 3p increase planned for August was proof that "plan A was not working"!

I calmly and with my usual well practised smug expression, insisted the coalition was "defusing Labour's tax bombshell".

I told MPs: "The fuel duty increase was a Labour tax rise. It cannot be a U-turn to get rid of a Labour tax increase. They put in place 12 increases on fuel duty in government. They left behind six increases in fuel duty and I'm proud of the fact we are dealing with them."

Damned clever eh?


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