David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 16 June 2012

What a week! I'm not sure how I survived but I looked in the mirror and saw I was still alive. Samantha has been a brick over this - finding those dates with Rebecca (and not realiasing those Cabinet meetings were actually something else!)
Then they would have to arrest Rebecca and Charlie Again and George - not satisfied with the way his Budget was received - said he was a friend of Andy Coulson STILL!
I look in the mirror again and discover someone has scrawled in red lipstick YOU C***. I think that means You Can't.

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