David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 3 July 2012

I've had to risked the wrath of Tory backbenchers tonight by again dismissing calls for a quick referendum on Britain's membership of the EU, not that they bother me really.

It's important that I get the right advise on this issue, i have some wonderfully experienced members of my government I can seek advice from... well their paid Barclays Bank Advisors like Willie Hagues Ffion for instance, and Osborne's Overseas Investment Director Uncle.

Now... where's the Bollinger?