David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 6 June 2012

I thought my Jubilee celebrations went off pretty well. Especially good was praise for the Monarchy and knocking the BBC on the same day. That will teach them to stop moaning about my tv licence.

We press on to my expected Olympic Games triumph - we can only guess at how many gold medals I will win.

I am so pleased that everybody is happy and are pleased that I am doing such a brilliant job. The Queen is lucky to benefit from my reflected glory.

God save the Queen - she must be worth a lotta votes.

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