David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

I've told the House that 'I'm prepared to halt immigration of Greeks into UK' It would be in the UK's interests to impose stringent border controls if Greece is forced to leave euro!

Of course someone had to point out that 15% of Polish, 26% of Lithuanian, 19% of Romanian, 12% of Slovakian, 21% of Crotian, 27% of Bulgarian, 31% of Ukrainian, 22% of Estonian, and 13% of Czeh immigrants, came with a criminal record, and then commited more crime in the UK in the last two years - of Greek immigrants that came in, this was 0.04%!

So?


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