David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 21 June 2012

Great to see England doing so well in the football. Won the group and now play Italy in the quarter-final on sunday.

Just had a phone call from Sylvio Berlusconi, inviting me to an exclusive bunga-bunga party on saturday night. Invited me, Nick Clegg and all the England football team - coincidence? Must be.

It's not ideal preparation for the match, but I can't see John Terry, Ashley Cole and Wayne Rooney wanting to miss this!!