David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 30 June 2012

I'm outlining plans for the Conservative/Liberal coalition that will end social benefits for large sections of the scum-like benefit seeking population of Great Britain at the moment.

We are spending nearly £2 billion on housing benefit for under-25s, a fortune. We need a bigger debate about welfare and what we expect of people.

In a world of fierce competitiveness - a world where no-one is owed a living - we need to have a welfare system that the country can properly afford, and that means handing out less to the idle scroungers.

One might point to our solution of MPs fiddling their expenses being to increase their allowance...

Tough titty!


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